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quotes[0] = {quote:"Towards the end of one of his infamous high-volume, temperamental,club-throwing rounds, on asking his caddie for a club recommendation for a shot of about 155 yards. His caddie replied:  Id say either a 3-iron or a wedge, sir. A 3-iron or a wedge, asked Bolt. What kind of stupid choice is that? .....Those are the onlv two clubs vou have left in the your bag, sir.",author:"Tommy Bolt"};
quotes[1] = {quote:"Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.",author:"Winston Churchill"};
quotes[2] = {quote:"Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.",author:"Jack Benny"};
quotes[3] = {quote:"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.",author:"Lee Trevino:"};
quotes[4] = {quote:"Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.",author:"Unknown"};
quotes[5] = {quote:"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.",author:"Hank Aaron"};
quotes[6] = {quote:"Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.",author:"Lee Trevino"};
quotes[7] = {quote:"I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.",author:"Lee Trevino"};
quotes[8] = {quote:"These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.",author:"Sam Snead"};
quotes[9] = {quote:"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five",author:"Paul Harvey"};
quotes[10] = {quote:"(commenting on the tempers of modern players) They throw their clubs  backwards and sideways, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.",author:"Tommy Bolt"};
quotes[11] = {quote:"Putting allows the touchy golfer 2 to 4 opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of 2 to 40 feet.",author:"Tommy Bolt"};
quotes[12] = {quote:"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.",author:"Jimmy Demarest"};
quotes[13] = {quote:"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.",author:"Jack Lemmon"};
quotes[14] = {quote:"If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1 -iron.",author:"Lee Trevino"};
quotes[15] = {quote:"Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green?",author:" Anon. "};
quotes[16] = {quote:"Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.",author:"John Updike"};
quotes[17] = {quote:"The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.",author:"U.S. TV Show - Silk Stockings"};
quotes[18] = {quote:"I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.",author:"Gerald Ford"};
quotes[19] = {quote:"The least thing upsets him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.",author:"P.G. Woodhouse"};
quotes[20] = {quote:"If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him!",author:"Bob Hope"};
quotes[21] = {quote:"In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.",author:"Ken Harrelson"};
quotes[22] = {quote:"The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.",author:"Chi Chi Rodriguez"};
quotes[23] = {quote:"After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.",author:"Chi Chi Rodriguez"};
quotes[24] = {quote:"The worst advice in golf is, 'Keep your head down.",author:" Patty Sheehan "};
quotes[25] = {quote:"I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, 'I am going to bury you.",author:" Seve Ballesteros "};
quotes[26] = {quote:"It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.",author:" Bobby Jones "};
quotes[27] = {quote:"My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.",author:" Lord Robertson "};
quotes[28] = {quote:"I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.",author:" Seve Ballestero describing his four-putt at Augusta's No. 16 in 1988."};
quotes[29] = {quote:"Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.",author:"Grantland Rice"};
quotes[30] = {quote:"Golf is very much like a love affair, if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun, if you do, it breaks your heart. Don't break your heart, but flirt with the possibility.",author:" Louise Suggs"};
quotes[31] = {quote:"Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot..",author:" Don Herold, Love That Golf"};
quotes[32] = {quote:"To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It's unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometime..",author:" Colin Montgomerie"};
quotes[33] = {quote:"Practice puts brains in your muscles.",author:" Sam Snead "};
quotes[34] = {quote:"If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.",author:"Sam Snead"};
quotes[35] = {quote:"No golfer can ever become too good to practice.",author:"May Hezlet "};
quotes[36] = {quote:"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.",author:"Gilbert K. Chesterton "};
quotes[37] = {quote:"Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.",author:" William Wordsworth ?"};
quotes[38] = {quote:"The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.",author:" George Deukmejian "};
quotes[39] = {quote:"Golf is a good walk spoiled..",author:" Mark Twain "};
quotes[40] = {quote:"I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.",author:" Ben Hogan "};
quotes[41] = {quote:"Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.",author:"Jim Bishop "};
quotes[42] = {quote:"The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight..",author:" Ben Hogan "};
quotes[43] = {quote:"Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.",author:" Harry Vardon "};
quotes[44] = {quote:"They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.",author:" Raymond Floyd "};
quotes[45] = {quote:"To help your concentration, don't take too much time.",author:" Pam Barnet"};
quotes[46] = {quote:"Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.",author:" Ben Hogan "};
quotes[47] = {quote:"You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.",author:" Lee Trevino "};
quotes[48] = {quote:"We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance.", author:"Bruce Lansky "};
quotes[49] = {quote:"I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.",author:" Buddy Hackett "};
quotes[50] = {quote:"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.",author:" Gerald Ford "};
quotes[51] = {quote:"What others may find in poetry or an art museum, I find in the flight of a good drive. ",author:" Arnold Palmer "};
quotes[52] = {quote:"Undulation is the soul of golf ",author:" H. N. Wethered "};
quotes[53] = {quote:"The spirit of golf is to dare a hazard, and in negotiating it, reap a reward. ",author:" George C Tomas"};
quotes[54] = {quote:"Like pool, golf is primarily a game of position. ",author:" Robert Trent Jones Jr."};
quotes[55] = {quote:"The real trick of golf course architecture is to lure the golfer into a false sense of security. ",author:" Pete Dye"};
quotes[56] = {quote:"Golf architects can't play golf themselves and make damn sure no one else can. ",author:" unknown"};
quotes[57] = {quote:"The reason the pro tells you to keep you read down is so you can't see him laughing ",author:" Phyllis Diller"};
quotes[58] = {quote:"Never bet against anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a one iron in his bag, and squinty eyes. ",author:" Dave Marr"};
quotes[59] = {quote:"Victory is everything. You can spend the money, but you can never spend the memories. ",author:" Ken Venturi"};
quotes[60] = {quote:"Until you play it St Andrews it looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't give away. ",author:" Sam Snead"};
quotes[61] = {quote:"As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. ",author:" Ben Hogan"};
quotes[62] = {quote:"First you teach a golfer to hook the ball by using his hands and arms properly. Then you teach him how to take the hook away by using his body and legs properly. ",author:" Harvey Penick"};
quotes[63] = {quote:"The addiction of 50% of all golfers. Slice: The weakness of the other half. ",author:" Jim Bishop"};
quotes[64] = {quote:"The practice tee; a place for golfers to go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice. ",author:" Henry Beard"};
quotes[65] = {quote:"Playing golf is a bit like carving a turkey... you need to have your slice under control. ",author:" Harry Toscanno"};
quotes[66] = {quote:"It takes so long to realize that you can't always replicate your swing. The only thing you can control is your attitude towards your next shot. ",author:" Mark McCumber."};
quotes[67] = {quote:"It does not matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact. ",author:" Seve Ballesteros"};
quotes[68] = {quote:"Golf is an exasperating struggle, a succession of failures interrupted by periodic moments of bliss. ",author:" Columnist Jerry Sullivan "};
quotes[69] = {quote:"A hit must be perfectly timed, but a swing will time itself. ",author:" Grantland Rice "};
quotes[70] = {quote:"The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack too many items. ",author:" John Updike "};
quotes[71] = {quote:"It is statute and ordained that in na place of the Realme there be used flute ball, golfe or uther sik unproffitable sportes.",author:" James IV of Scotland, 1491 (sic) "};
quotes[72] = {quote:"95% of this game is mental. If a guy plays lousy golf, he does not need a pro, he needs a shrink. ",author:" Tom Murphy "};
quotes[73] = {quote:"Golf is a game of explicatives not deleted. ",author:" Dr Irving A Gladstone. "};
quotes[74] = {quote:"Hundreds of years of experience has demonstrated that the game is temporary insanity, practiced in a cow pasture. ",author:" Dave Kindred."};
quotes[75] = {quote:"When you fall in love with golf, it is never easy; it is obsession at first sight. ",author:" Thomas Boswell"};
quotes[76] = {quote:"The game of golf is 90% mental, the other 10% is mental. ",author:" Mulligan's laws "};
quotes[77] = {quote:"After you get the basics down, it's all mental. ",author:" Ken Venturi "};
quotes[78] = {quote:"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. ",author:" Greg Norman"};
quotes[79] = {quote:"Golf is a way of testing ourselves while enjoying ourselves. ",author:" Arnold Palmer"};
quotes[80] = {quote:"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ",author:" Bob Hope"};
quotes[81] = {quote:"Golf is like a grindstone - whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends on what you are made of.",author:" English Saying"};
quotes[82] = {quote:"Golf puts a man's character to the anvil and his richest qualities patience - poise, and restraint, to the flame.",author:" Billy Casper"};
quotes[83] = {quote:"Golf is the favorite game of Scotland. It is played everywhere. It is too slow a game, however, for Canada. We would go to sleep over it. ",author:" John B. MacLean, 1891"};
quotes[84] = {quote:"Golf is like a love affair: If you don’t take it seriously, it’s not any fun. If you take it seriously, it will break your heart. ",author:" Arthur Daly"};
quotes[85] = {quote:"Golf is the hardest sport... One day you are on cloud nine, and the next you couldn't scratch a whale's belly. ",author:" Sam Sneed"};
quotes[86] = {quote:"Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort. ",author:" Stephem Leacock "};
quotes[87] = {quote:"Golf is game where guts, tenacity and blind devotion will net you nothing but an ulcer.",author:"Tommy Bolt"};
quotes[88] = {quote:"Professional golfers are: gypsies in polyester; conservative family men leading a radical lifestyle; and/or independent businessmen whose offices are the fairways and greens of the world’s top courses. ",author:" Paul McLaughlin "};
quotes[89] = {quote:"It’s one of those unintended consequences of the game. You go out to make pars, and you make friends. ",author:" Lorne Rubenstein "};
quotes[90] = {quote:"Golf encourages a dream state. It allows our minds and imagination to roam. Golf encourages reverie. To be part of golf is to come upon stories, to become a story, to tell stories. ",author:" Lorne Rubenstein "};
quotes[91] = {quote:"Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. ",author:" Tommy Armour"};
quotes[92] = {quote:"Golf is a non- violent game played violently from within.",author:"Bob Toski"};
quotes[93] = {quote:"I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible. ",author:" Lee Trevino"};
quotes[94] = {quote:"Golf is a game who's aim it is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.",author:"Winston Churchill"};
quotes[95] = {quote:"You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars with only two in your pocket. ",author:" Lee Trevino"};
quotes[96] = {quote:"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them. ",author:" Harry Tofcano"};
quotes[97] = {quote:"Golf is a good walk spoiled. ",author:" Mark Twain"};
quotes[98] = {quote:"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five. ",author:" Paul Harvey"};
quotes[99] = {quote:"Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer. ",author:"Tommy Bolt"};
quotes[100] = {quote:"Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half inch course ( the space between your ears).",author:"Bobby Jones"};
quotes[101] = {quote:"I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games. ",author:" Ben Hogan"};
quotes[102] = {quote:"The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing. ",author:" Dave Hill"};
quotes[103] = {quote:"If there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out. ",author:" Unknown"};
quotes[104] = {quote:"Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you? ",author:" Ben Hogan"};
quotes[105] = {quote:"The harder you work, the luckier you get. ",author:" Gary Player"};
quotes[106] = {quote:"The only shots you can be dead sure of are those you've had already. ",author:" Byron Nelson"};
quotes[107] = {quote:"The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it. ",author:" Bob Allen"};
quotes[108] = {quote:"The greatest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for merely exercise. ",author:" Tommy Bolt"};
quotes[109] = {quote:"Most golfers prepare for disaster. A good golfer prepares for success. ",author:" Bob Toski"};
quotes[110] = {quote:"A lot of guys who have never choked, have never been in the position to do so. ",author:"Tom Watson"};
quotes[111] = {quote:"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. ",author:" Jimmy Demaret"};
quotes[112] = {quote:"I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money- winners list.",author:"Unknown. "};
quotes[113] = {quote:"If you want to beat someone out on the golf course, just get him mad. ",author:" Dave Willaims"};
quotes[114] = {quote:"If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. ",author:" Lou Graham"};
quotes[115] = {quote:"Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money. ",author:" Lee Trevino"};
quotes[116] = {quote:"It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it. ",author:" Patty Sheenan"};
quotes[117] = {quote:"If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class. ",author:" Ray Floyd"};
quotes[118] = {quote:"It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on. ",author:" Lee Trevino"};
quotes[119] = {quote:"The players themselves can be classified into two groups - the attractions and the entry fees.",author:" Jimmy Demaret"};
quotes[120] = {quote:"Let's see, I think I right now I'm third in the money-winning and first in money- spending",author:"Tony Lema"};
quotes[121] = {quote:"There are no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball in the cup that counts. ",author:" Brian Swarbrick"};
quotes[122] = {quote:"You've just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. ",author:" Sam Snead"};
quotes[123] = {quote:"Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three? ",author:" Jimmy Demaret"};
quotes[124] = {quote:"The number one thing about trouble is... don't get into more. ",author:" Dave Stockton"};
quotes[125] = {quote:"Mulligan: invented by a Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder. ",author:" Jim Bishop"};
quotes[126] = {quote:"No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine. ",author:" Lee Trevino"};
quotes[127] = {quote:"Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration. ",author:" Johnny Miller"};
quotes[128] = {quote:"Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease. ",author:" Bertie Charles Forbes"};
quotes[129] = {quote:"Lay off for three weeks, and then quit for good.",author:" Sam Snead"};
quotes[130] = {quote:"Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at. ",author:" Dave Hill"};
quotes[131] = {quote:"I've made a million, but I don't have a million. ",author:" Walt Zambriski"};
quotes[132] = {quote:"In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference. ",author:" Unknown"};
quotes[133] = {quote:"Golf is a fine relief from the tensions of office, but we are a little tired of holding the bag. ",author:" Adlai Stevenson"};
quotes[134] = {quote:"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ",author:" Jack Lemmon"};
quotes[135] = {quote:"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ",author:" Bob Hope"};
quotes[136] = {quote:"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States. ",author:" H.L. Mencken"};
quotes[137] = {quote:"Golf is twenty percent mechanics and technique. The other eighty percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness, and conversation. ",author:" Grantland Rice"};
quotes[138] = {quote:"Just got a new set of clubs for my wife. Great trade. ",author:"anon"};
quotes[139] = {quote:"Just got a new set of clubs for my wife. Great trade. ",author:"anon"};
quotes[140] = {quote:"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ",author:"Phyllis Diller"};
quotes[141] = {quote:"Golf combines two favorite American pastimes:  taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. ",author:""};
quotes[142] = {quote:"",author:"P.J. O'Rourke"};
quotes[143] = {quote:"I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted.  ",author:"anon"};
quotes[144] = {quote:"The least thing upset him on the links.  He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows",author:"P.G. Wodehouse"};
quotes[145] = {quote:"A 'gimme; can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.  ",author:"anon"};
quotes[146] = {quote:"Art said he wanted to get more distance.  I told him to hit it and run backward. ",author:"Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum"};
quotes[147] = {quote:"If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast.  If God wants to play through, let him.  ",author:"Bob Hope"};
quotes[148] = {quote:"Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.  ",author:"Fletcher Knebel"};
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